June 2013
“A vag? What’s a vag? Half a vagina? In my day we called it a beaver, and I snagged a pelt or two”
HAHAHA oh my GOD….I laughed so hard when I heard this.
rewatching American Reunion
and the song playing when Oz and Heather get back together was the song playing during their first times. awws
but why not more jessica
and do people actually have high school reunions?
Best lines of the day:
*Mother and son in the elevator. Son is staring at the other woman’s ass*
“Wear a longer skirt”
“Get a taller son*
Being friends for five years and now finally being more than that. I know we aren’t dating but I’m actually really okay with just being with you sexually.
