*Just Me*

jasonandsamantha:

Sam: “You’re smiling, you are & you’re relaxed. You’re flirting with me.”

Jason: “No, I am not flirting with you”

Sam: “You are!”

Jason: “What are you talking about?!”

Sam: “You are flirting with me. You asked me to go play tennis! That was a line!”

jasonandsamantha:

Patrick: “Your girlfriend is critical but stable, she’s got heavy internal bleeding. & We’re going to operate as soon as possible.”
Jason: “She’s my fiancee.”

Patrick:”Excuse me?”
Jason: ” I said she’s my fiancee”

Patrick: “We’ll take good care of her.”